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I'm not 100% sure. But I am like 95% sure. ...that this is my favorite youtube video, ever. Ever ever ever. And that includes all the video I'm in on there.

Sunday, September 5th, 2010 4:40:27 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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I could tow this thing with my mountain bike!!

Friday, August 27th, 2010 11:37:48 PM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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So, by the transitive property, does jesus love my cash?

Friday, August 20th, 2010 5:38:13 AM ♦ 1 CommentAdd A Comment

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I found this picture... god I don't even know where. But its the best thing ever. I want one of these.

Tuesday, May 25th, 2010 4:40:53 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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Everyone likes a funny sticker on a car. It says "Actual Size"

Monday, March 1st, 2010 8:02:54 PM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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Saw this on the highway. Had to take a picture.

Saturday, May 9th, 2009 3:10:32 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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I found this neat website that has all sort of USB items. I decided to place an order cause it all looked good. Turns out the website is in Hong Kong and everything they sell is junk. I bought a "Plasma Ball" and a playstation style game controller. The Plasma Ball actually works great. Its one of those ones that you touch and the streams of energy go to your hand, very cool. The game controller doesn't work at all. The up and down, left and right buttons don't work. Plus all of the buttons are way to stiff for a game controller. So rather than go on and on about how www.usbgeek.com is a cheap, shitty hack of a website, i'd rather talk about the packaging my two items came in.

The words written on them are English. But the people who write it clearly had no idea what they were talking about.

From the Plasma Ball's box:

   • Plasma Ball with USB Operated

OK that wasn't that funny, but the other box is covered with these amazing statements:

   • For USB Double Shock 2

   • Classical Series for Game Controllers

   • Imitate the mode to convert with normal regulations mode arbitrarity

   • 12 function keys satisfy your game action

   • The shape is special, feeling comfortable the shocking function is strong

   • The reasonable human body construction design felling is more comfortable

   • The rubberized and textured operation parts defend the sweat antiskid

   • Avoid high temperature, aquosity and direct sunlight

   • Don't let liquid into the product

   • Don't pull the connection line hardly

   • Don't use the causticity liquid clear the product surface

   • Private to dismantle the product does not belong to protect fix the scope

   • Pay attention to the use method and avoid long time play


Made me laugh. There's a whole website of this kind of stuff called Engrish

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 8:56:57 PM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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For all those lesbians out there. Right? What else could that website be?

Sunday, December 7th, 2008 8:22:27 PM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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If you don't know what the 2 Girls 1 Cup phenomenon is... You should go figure it out elsewhere, then come back.

If you DO know what it is, then prepare to be amazed. I have posted below, the two FUNNIEST "reaction" videos for 2 Girls 1 Cup. I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. You have to watch them both, and IN ORDER!

Enjoy!




Saturday, June 28th, 2008 4:15:25 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 1:37:58 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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If my camera phone didn't suck, you'd see that this guy's bumper sticker says "Practice Safe Sex, Go Fuck Yourself"

Friday, April 4th, 2008 11:04:59 PM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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In my down time, I like to GET DOWN! I can shake it like no one else can!

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 6:54:41 PM ♦ 2 CommentsAdd A Comment

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Ever wonder what it would look like if someone ran over their 17" PowerBook G4? It would look just like this. I wish my phone had a better camera, you can barely see it. But yeah, that is great. I tried to tear the hard drive out and see if maybe he got lucky and the data was still there, but the drive was knock-knock-knocking which means unless you are sending it to a data recovery lab, you're outta luck.

Still though, what a great story to tell people!

And the best part, heres how much of a ball buster I am (although he's one right back so its ok):
Customer as I'm walking out the door "be careful driving"
Me "I'll try not to run over any computers"

Hahahaha

Monday, October 29th, 2007 3:28:34 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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This is great.

First, Watch This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4ftv17rTRc

Then, Watch This!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHnX-fqlo1M

I don't even remember how I ended up watching Jeopardy on YouTube but that was so funny!

Monday, September 17th, 2007 2:30:41 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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How fast are the new Apple Macbooks?

DANGEROUSLY FAST!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 12:02:01 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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Ha ha ha. I can think of a few people that just might live in this neighborhood...

Friday, April 27th, 2007 8:25:25 PM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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This is so funny. They make fun of David Blaine, and the people he runs into on the streets. If you've ever seen a David Blaine special on TV, you will laugh so hard at this!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 5:44:30 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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This guy recorded a phone conversation he had with a telemarketer. This is beyond hilarious! http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com

Friday, December 8th, 2006 12:44:14 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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(It's a computer joke)

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 11:00:06 AM ♦ 0 CommentsAdd A Comment

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