It used to be that when I tricked a scammer into sending me a fake money order, they'd send me one impressive forgery. Now adays, the junk they send is such low quality crap. Even if your job is being a useless piece of shit, the metaphorical asshole of society, you should still take some pride in your work. This fake payment looks so bad in person, it's about as bad as the incredibly lazy paypal emails they send.