I don't know what they're doing outside my window, but it looks kind of like a giant kucka sucka. You know, a great big pooper scooper. The grossest part is that the truck is leaking whatever it is that it's holding. So next time I go for a bike ride, I'm going to get that gook on my tires. Then when I put my bike away, that gook is going to end up on my floors. Then when I go to bed, I'm going to walk across the floor barefoot and that gook is going to get all over my floor, and all over my bed.

Damnit.