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Ok so. If you can't think of a creative name for a business, two of the defaults are to name it after the town you're in (i.e. Stoneham Ford) or name it after the street your on (i.e. Main Street Ford). But if your business is on a street like this, wellllllll maybe you should put a little more effort into coming up with something creative.

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I saw these two "signs" (if you want to call them that) on a telephone pole in Baltimore. It cracked me up. One of those signs was put up with the other one already there. They really should call each other.

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I'm not 100% sure. But I am like 95% sure. ...that this is my favorite youtube video, ever. Ever ever ever. And that includes all the video I'm in on there.

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I could tow this thing with my mountain bike!!

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So, by the transitive property, does jesus love my cash?

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I found this picture... god I don't even know where. But its the best thing ever. I want one of these.

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Everyone likes a funny sticker on a car. It says "Actual Size"

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Saw this on the highway. Had to take a picture.

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I found this neat website that has all sort of USB items. I decided to place an order cause it all looked good. Turns out the website is in Hong Kong and everything they sell is junk. I bought a "Plasma Ball" and a playstation style game controller. The Plasma Ball actually works great. Its one of those ones that you touch and the streams of energy go to your hand, very cool. The game controller doesn't work at all. The up and down, left and right buttons don't work. Plus all of the buttons are way to stiff for a game controller. So rather than go on and on about how www.usbgeek.com is a cheap, shitty hack of a website, i'd rather talk about the packaging my two items came in.

The words written on them are English. But the people who write it clearly had no idea what they were talking about.

From the Plasma Ball's box:

   • Plasma Ball with USB Operated

OK that wasn't that funny, but the other box is covered with these amazing statements:

   • For USB Double Shock 2

   • Classical Series for Game Controllers

   • Imitate the mode to convert with normal regulations mode arbitrarity

   • 12 function keys satisfy your game action

   • The shape is special, feeling comfortable the shocking function is strong

   • The reasonable human body construction design felling is more comfortable

   • The rubberized and textured operation parts defend the sweat antiskid

   • Avoid high temperature, aquosity and direct sunlight

   • Don't let liquid into the product

   • Don't pull the connection line hardly

   • Don't use the causticity liquid clear the product surface

   • Private to dismantle the product does not belong to protect fix the scope

   • Pay attention to the use method and avoid long time play

Made me laugh. There's a whole website of this kind of stuff called Engrish

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For all those lesbians out there. Right? What else could that website be?

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If you don't know what the 2 Girls 1 Cup phenomenon is... You should go figure it out elsewhere, then come back.

If you DO know what it is, then prepare to be amazed. I have posted below, the two FUNNIEST "reaction" videos for 2 Girls 1 Cup. I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. You have to watch them both, and IN ORDER!


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If my camera phone didn't suck, you'd see that this guy's bumper sticker says "Practice Safe Sex, Go Fuck Yourself"

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In my down time, I like to GET DOWN! I can shake it like no one else can!

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Ever wonder what it would look like if someone ran over their 17" PowerBook G4? It would look just like this. I wish my phone had a better camera, you can barely see it. But yeah, that is great. I tried to tear the hard drive out and see if maybe he got lucky and the data was still there, but the drive was knock-knock-knocking which means unless you are sending it to a data recovery lab, you're outta luck.

Still though, what a great story to tell people!

And the best part, heres how much of a ball buster I am (although he's one right back so its ok):
Customer as I'm walking out the door "be careful driving"
Me "I'll try not to run over any computers"


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This is great.

First, Watch This:

Then, Watch This!:

I don't even remember how I ended up watching Jeopardy on YouTube but that was so funny!

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How fast are the new Apple Macbooks?


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Ha ha ha. I can think of a few people that just might live in this neighborhood...

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This is so funny. They make fun of David Blaine, and the people he runs into on the streets. If you've ever seen a David Blaine special on TV, you will laugh so hard at this!

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This guy recorded a phone conversation he had with a telemarketer. This is beyond hilarious! http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com

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(It's a computer joke)
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